Sometimes, you don't want to get all James Bond with your martini. You don't want something simple and sophisticated.
Sometimes, you want to have the pants impressed off you with a fabulous concoction of liquor, juices, syrups and God-knows-what-else.
You want to see what all that mixologist stuff is all about, if these fancy-pants people are really just glorified bartenders, or if they've got the mad mixing skills of Girl Talk.
For this, we present this list of some of the Valley's most over-the-top cocktails.



