Suckiest vampires ever

5. Maximillian, 'Vampire in Brooklyn'

It seems like only yesterday that Eddie Murphy’s self-lampooning antics made lucrative films. Actually, it was 1995. At least that’s when Murphy’s “Vampire in Brooklyn” brought the world its first reggae vampire. Too bad the only thing scary about “Maximillan” was his horrifying puns. “Vampire in Brooklyn” may have given us vamp fatigue, but we’re still holding out for the sequel starring Max’s surviving sidekick, Dwayne Wayne from “A Different World.”