Vampire smackdown: 'True Blood' vs. 'Twilight'

Most Ridiculous Subplot

"True Blood": Sookie's brother Jason goes from his barely clothed season one stint as the show’s biggest nympho—and that’s saying a lot—to full indoctrination at a cult church camp for vampire-hating evangelicals.
"New Moon": Desperate over being dumped by Edward, Bella begins to hear his "voice" in her head whenever she attempts to do something self-destructive. Who knew your conscious could sound so sexy?

Winner: “True Blood”