Vampire smackdown: 'True Blood' vs. 'Twilight'

Coolest Fangs

"True Blood": Not only do "True Blood" vampires' retractable fangs have their own switchblade sound effect, they also have a tendency to pop out unexpectedly whenever the vamps get excited. Schwing!
"New Moon": "Twilight" vampires don't actually have any fangs, as far as we've spied, but their teeth are covered in poison. Effective? Sure, but not very intimidating.

Winner: “True Blood”