Vampire smackdown: 'True Blood' vs. 'Twilight'

More Nagging Unresolved Issue

"True Blood": Whose androgynous dead foot slid out of the backdoor of Detective Bellefleur's car at the end of last season? Expect resolution by 9:01 p.m. ET/PT on the season two premiere.
"New Moon": When is Edward going to bite Bella and make her his vampire wife 4-eva? Seeing as how "New Moon" is just movie two of four, probably not anytime soon.

Winner: “New Moon”