Worst. TV shows turned movies. Ever.

2. "It's Pat!"

For every "SNL"-engendered megahit ("Blues Brothers," "Wayne’s World") there’s a cavalcade of malformed animals that would have been more fortunate had their respective producers and directors worn protection. Exhibit A: “It’s Pat!”—which did so poorly in 1994 that it was pulled one week after opening weekend. But really, who thought a movie that spent 77 minutes exploring the motivations behind a sexually ambiguous, gibbering busybody named Pat wouldn’t do well during the high-flying Clinton years?

Other circles of hell are warm for “Night at the Roxbury,” “Superstar” and “The Ladies’ Man,” all films that we could tell you more about if we hadn’t fallen asleep after the first ten minutes.